AT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS YOUR NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR YOU DOING THE HORIZONTAL BOP!

MORE TENANTS COME FORWARD TO SAY.............

"I WOULDN'T RENT THIS PLACE TO ANYONE!"

BUT FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE LIVED AT KEN ULMANS HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS - THAT'S NO SURPRISE!

TINY APARTMENTS - ALL YOU HEAR IS SQUEAK SQUEAK - AUTOMOBILES VANDALIZED - PERSONALLY THREATENED BY NEIGHBORS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW - MANAGEMENT DOESN'T CARE.

SOME OF YOU APARTMENT SHOPPERS MAY FIND SOME OF THESE THINGS A BIT FAR-FETCHED, BUT AS I AND OTHERS HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF NOW - YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT TO BELIEVE IT. IN FACT, I CAN HEAR THE MAN UPSTAIRS, (NO NOT THAT MAN AND NOT THAT FAR UPSTAIRS), ON THE FLOOR ABOVE MINE - I CAN HEAR HIM WRITING! BIZARRE? YOU BET, BUT IF THERE IS NO SOUND IN MY APARTMENT, ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING, I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THE SCRATCHING SOUNDS OF HIM WRITING AT HIS DESK.

I WOULD ALSO POINT OUT THAT YOU CAN HEAR THE PERSON UPSTAIRS.....UMMM.......MMMMM...HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BEING OBSCENE?.........YOU CAN HEAR THE UPSTAIRS TENANT DOING THE HORIZONTAL BOP! OF COURSE, YOU MAY THINK THAT'S A PLUS IN THE APARTMENT COMPLEX YOU WANT TO RENT FROM, BUT KEEP IN MIND - IF YOU CAN HEAR THE PERSON UPSTAIRS "DOING IT," THEN THE PERSON DOWNSTAIRS AND NEXT DOOR CAN HEAR YOU "DOING IT!" AGAIN YOU MAY LIKE THAT AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL LIKE HARPERS FOREST - TO EACH HIS OWN. BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE A BIT MORE MODEST ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ACTIVITY - KEEP IN MIND THE SE WALLS ARE LITTLE MORE THAN ONION SKIN!

READ THIS TENANTS FULL REVIEW AT APARTMENTRATINGS .COM -

http://www.apartmentratings.com/rate/MD-Columbia-Harpers-Forest-Apartments-941538.html

YOU MAY ALSO WANT TO KEEP IN MIND, APARTMENT SHOPPERS, THAT IF YOU FILE A COMPLAINT AGAINST HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS - THEY WILL EVICT YOU - AND YOUR HOWARD COUNTY ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES, OR AS I CALL THEM - THE GANG OF THREE - KEN ULMAN, MARY KAY SIGATY AND DOUG GANSLER - ARE GOING TO BLOW YOU OFF - BECAUSE THE OWNER OF THE SLUMS AT HARPERS FOREST IS NONE OTHER THAN WEALTHY DEMOCRATIC PARTY FUNDRAISER PHILIP E. RATCLIFFE! ONCE YOU SIGN THAT LEASE AT HARPERS FOREST, AND JUST LIKE THE TENANT ABOVE NOW KNOWS, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!

GOVERNOR O'MALLEY SAID, IN REGARDS TO BGE, CITIZENS EXPECT THEIR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR THEM, HOWARD COUNTYS GANG OF THREE DIDN'T GET THAT MEMO. MAKE NO MISTAKE SHOPPERS, WHEN IT COMES TO THE DREADFUL LIVING CONDITIONS AT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS, KEN ULMAN, MARY KAY SIGATY AND DOUGLAS GANSLER ARE GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWISTING IN THE WIND!

THE PAINED VOICES FROM THE CURRENT AND FORMER ABUSED TENANTS AT HARPERS FOREST IS DEAFENING - DO NOT RENT FROM HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS!

IN MY OPINION FENLAND FIELD IS STILL GOLD..

WITH JUST A COUPLE OF SMUDGES FROM ONE MAINTENANCE ISSUE.

THERE HAS BEEN A DIFFICULT COUPLE OF WEEKS WHERE MY SHOWER DRAIN HAS BEEN COMPLETELY BLOCKED UP AND MY BATHROOM LIGHT FIXTURE WAS THROWING OFF LIVE SPARKS. MANAGEMENT REFUSED TO ADDRESS THE PROBLEM IN A TIMELY MANNER AND WE WERE WELL ON OUR WAY TO ANOTHER APARTMENT FLOODING FOR WHICH BRAND X, HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS, IS KNOWN.

I THINK WE'VE MOVED PAST THAT NOW AND I CAN STILL SAY THAT EVERYTHING I RAVED ABOUT IN MY ORIGINAL COMMENTS ARE STILL TRUE AND IN THE VILLAGE OF HARPERS CHOICE-FENLAND FIELD IS YOUR BEST BET. IT'S ALMOST AN INJUSTICE TO EVEN INCLUDE BRAND X'S NAME IN THIS REVIEW, BECAUSE HARPERS AND FENLAND JUST DO NOT COMPARE. HARPERS IS A HOWARD COUNTY GOVERNMENT SPONSORED SLUM. FENLAND FIELD IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE APARTMENT COMMUNITY WITH LOTS OF NATURAL AMENITIES AND A STAFF, SAVE THIS ONE STOPPED UP DRAIN EPISODE,THAT JUST HAS A MUCH MORE BUSINESS LIKE AND PROFESSIONAL FEEL.