"DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY - C'MON BABY LET ME KNOW!"

With his suggestive routine, this was a smash hit for Rod Stewart back in the day, but if you rent from Harpers Forest Apartments on Turnabout Lane, this may be the very next song your children learn!

just when you thought it was safe to go apartment hunting  to find a safe and comfortable home for your family , when here comes another horror story from that dreadfully mismanaged harpers forest apartment complex on turnabout lane.

some tenants are now reporting that harpers forest management has now installed secret, till now, "peek-a-boo," cameras in their tenants apartments! just when you think they've hit bottom, they always find a new low, don't they?

in fact, apartment shoppers, at least one tenant has been identified , (name and address on file), as being the recipient of live video transmissions, from other tenants apartments, and beamed directly onto his personal monitor, in his private bedroom, and by authority of the owners and operators of  the harpers forest apartment complex. it appears management has taken an interest in filming and transmitting live images of you and your family in every aspect of your private lives. whether you're enjoying a meal with your family, praying to your god, sleeping, changing clothes, bathing, and yes shocked apartment shoppers, even the most private of private acts, they are filming you having sex!

Now, we're all adults here, and certainly  as an adult you can choose to do live shows for the management team, if you choose, to each his own - huh?  But, how do you explain to your children, or maybe you don't,  that while they are undressing and bathing, some creepy individuals, who are not friends OR family, are leering at them by way of hidden cameras? because, unless you do not permit your children into your apartment(?), while harpers management is recording you they are ALSO filming your minor children! creepy?

this may be the appropriate time to point out that during the airing of other grievances from tenants with harpers management, their staff has been quoted as saying, "this has nothing to do with morality. this is a business. we don't have to be moral.'

well there you have it apartment shoppers, straight from the horses..eerrrrrr...managements mouth. there's no morality at the harpers  forest complex, and there's not going to be any - and they seem proud of that fact!

do you really want to live at  the decomposing harpers forest apartment complex on turnabout lane?

more importantly, if your children could understand the gravity of this assault against them and their family, would they want to live at harpers forest apartments?

this is a no-brainer, parents, of course they wouldn't!

we have plenty of professionally managed, maintained and safe rental properties in the immediate area to choose from. the harpers     forest apartment complex on turnabout lane is   NOT one of them!

  listen to your children -

NO MOMMY!

NO DADDY!

NOT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS!

FREE COMPUTERS AT FENLAND FIELD APARTMENT HOMES!

IF YOUR COMPUTER CRASHES AS OFTEN AS MINE DOES, YOUR SURE TO APPRECIATE THE COMPUTER ROOM FENLAND FIELD MANAGEMENT HAS PROVIDED FOR THEIR TENANTS - RIGHT IN THE LEASING OFFICE!

DIGNITY AT FENLAND FIELD APARTMENTS

I'M A CONSCIENTIOUS AND RESPONSIBLE TENANT WITH A PERFECT RENT PAYMENT RECORD OF OVER 7 YEARS AND EVEN WITH LIMITED FINANCIAL RESOURCES, AT THE PROFESSIONALLY MANAGED FENLAND FIELD APARTMENTS ON HARPERS FARM ROAD, I AM ABLE TO HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONING, COMFORTABLE, PRESENTABLE, SAFE AND SANITARY APARTMENT HOME. ON THE OTHER HAND THERE'S THAT DREADFUL FAILURE OF AN APARTMENT COMMUNITY CALLED HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS - PICTURED IN THE LEFT COLUMN. TAKE YOUR PICK!

I HAVE!!!

KEN ULMAN - REVOKE THE LICENSE OF YOUR RAT TRAP HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS

HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS AND MARYLAND MANAGEMENT IS THE DISGRACE OF PROFESSIONALLY RUN APARTMENT COMMUNITIES EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE THEIR CHIEF ENABLER!

NEW COMPLAINTS BY TENANTS AT THE SLUMLORD RUN HARPERS FOREST APARTMENT COMPLEX IN COLUMBIA MARYLAND. CEILINGS CAVED IN FOR MONTHS FROM BUSTED WATER PIPES AND NO RESPONSE FROM MARYLAND MANAGEMENT FOR MONTHS. NEW, OR THE SAME OLD ONES THAT WERE NEVER ADDRESSED, REPORTS OF HEAVY BED BUG INFESTATIONS WHICH PROVES ONCE AGAIN THAT AT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SUPPORTED HARPERS FOREST APARTMENT COMPLEX IT'S THE SAME OLD SAME OLD. IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL - WHICH MEANS IT'S STILL A SLUM!

FOR THOSE OF YOU HOWARD COUNTY APARTMENT SHOPPERS WHO HAVE BEEN VISITING THIS SITE FOR MORE THAN A YEAR AND A HALF NOW, YOU KNEW TO NEVER TAKE A CHANCE ON SIGNING A LEASE WITH HARPERS OR ANY PROPERTY MISMANAGED BY MARYLAND MANAGEMENT AND I HOPE YOUR SITTING COMFORTABLY IN YOUR NEW MORE BUSINESS LIKE AND PROFESSIONALLY RUN APARTMENT HOME, WHICH IS ANY APARTMENT COMPLEX IN THE VILLAGE OF HARPERS CHOICE WHICH IS NOT CALLED HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS. BUT YOU NOW KNOW THAT DON'T YOU? THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE READING THIS SITE ALL ALONG KNEW THAT A FORMER MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR ADMITTED TO YOURS TRULY THAT THEY WERE PLUGGING SEWAGE LEAKS WITH DUCT TAPE! NOW I'M ALL FOR EXTOLLING THE VIRTUES OF THAT VERY VERSATILE PRODUCT WE ALL KNOW AS DUCT TAPE, BUT FOR A PROFESSIONAL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT TO EXPECT TENANTS TO ACCEPT AS THE ONLY BARRIER BETWEEN THEM AND ANOTHER TENANTS RAW SEWAGE TO BE A COUPLE LAYERS OF DUCT TAPE AND ALL THE BACTERIA AND DISEASE THAT GOES WITH IT - I THINK NOT! KEN ULMAN - WHILE YOU'RE STILL IN OFFICE AT LEAST PRETEND YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FELLOW MAN AND REVOKE THIS LICENSE FOR HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS! YOU'RE ALREADY HALF WAY THERE BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOUR CONSTITUENTS WANT TO BELIEVE YOU REALLY CARE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE CONVINCING. THIS IS THE SHAME OF HOWARD COUNTY AND THE SHAME OF YOUR CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION. JUST BECAUSE THE OWNER OF THE HARPERS FOREST SLUMS IS YOUR CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER AND WEALTHY DEMOCRATIC PARTY FUNDRAISER, PHILIP E. RATCLIFFE, IS NOT SUFFICIENT REASON TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK WHILE THESE INCOMPETENT PROPERTY MANAGERS DRAG THE VILLAGE OF HARPERS CHOICE INTO THE GHETTO CONDITIONS AND ALL THE INCREASED CRIME AND LOWER PROPERTY VALUES THAT GO WITH IT!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE TAKEN IN BY THE SMILES AND WELCOME WISHES OF THE ON SITE MANAGEMENT IT WAS AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT, BUT WE'VE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO NOW IS TO GET OUT OF THAT TRAP FILLED LEASE YOU SIGNED OR AT THE VERY LEAST START CHECKING OUT THE OTHER EXCELLENT APARTMENT COMMUNITIES, ONE OF WHICH BORDERS THE HARPERS CHOICE VILLAGE CENTER ABOUT 3/4 OF A MILE AWAY, BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHERS AND I DON'T WORK FOR ANY OF THEM. I'M JUST A CONCERNED APARTMENT DWELLER LIKE YOURSELF. STAYING IN HARPERS FOREST IS MUCH LIKE A SLOW DEATH THAT WILL BE THE SOURCE OF YOUR DAILY ANGST TILL YOU GET OUT OF THERE.

IF THERE'S ANY HOWARD COUNTY APARTMENT SHOPPERS CONSIDERING THE RAPIDLY DECLINING HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS, LISTEN TO THE CHORUS OF TENANTS, BOTH CURRENT AND PAST WHO, HAVE BEEN ROYALLY BURNED BY THE MOST INCOMPETENT APARTMENT MANAGEMENT EVER AND ARE GIVING YOU SOME OF THE BEST FREE ADVISE YOU COULD EVER RECEIVE - DO NOT RENT FROM HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS! IT COULD VERY WELL BE THE DARKEST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!